How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Chuck?

Objective/Hypothesis

An attempt to answer the question which has been nagging mankind (and womankind, to a somewhat lesser degree) throughout the ages: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

This author hypothesized that a woodchuck could, given the chance, actually chuck one heck of a lot of wood!

And keep himself darn warm doing it.

The Study

Data was collected during three different phases.

Phase I
During ten years off the grid, used wood to heat a 600 square foot cabin in a Southern Quebec forest. And cooked all hot meals in a wood cooking range during the same period. href="#001">1

Annual wood consumption during this phase averaged five solid cords (15 runs).2

Phase II
To make room for Liselyn's grand piano, a gas stove replaced the wood range and the Cadet airtight assumed heating exclusively for an annual wood consumption of two-and-a-half solid cords (8 1/2 runs).

Phase III
Phase III takes place in the new house, whose square footage is roughly four times that of the cabin. A catalytic wood burning stove (a large Dutchwest convection heater) on the first floor is the sole source of heat for the house apart from a 1Kw bathroom heater on a 15-minute timer.

Annual wood consumption under these conditions is between five and six solid cords (15-18 face cords). (Note: by 2007 our annual wood consumption has dropped to a 3-year average of four solid cords, or 12 face cords).

Initial Assumption


The author has determined that the average solid cord of heating wood split to his specifications is comprised of an average of 400 sticks of wood.

The Methodology

The following method was used to gather statistics (and wood) during the study:

List #1
  1. Fall tree using chain saw
  2. Buck up tree into blocks using chain saw
  3. Split blocks using 6 pound splitting maul
  4. Chuck splits into trailer
  5. Draw trailer to drying area
  6. Chuck splits neatly into piles for drying
  7. When splits have dried, chuck into trailer
  8. Draw trailer to basement
  9. Chuck splits into basement
  10. Chuck splits to far end of basement
  11. Chuck splits neatly into piles
  12. Wait for winter to arrive...
  13. Chuck splits onto wood dolly
  14. Wheel wood dolly to wood waiter
  15. Chuck splits from wood dolly onto wood waiter
  16. Convey splits to first floor using wood waiter
  17. Chuck splits from wood waiter to storage shelf
  18. Daily, as required...
  19. Select split from storage shelf
  20. Open stove door
  21. Chuck split into stove
  22. Close stove door
  23. (Repeat as required)
  24. Thrice weekly...
  25. Open stove's ash pan door and remove ash pan from stove
  26. Chuck ashes in ash barrel outdoors
  27. Replace ash pan in stove and close ash pan door


The Data

First, collating the statistical information gathered during Phases I, II, and III, we obtain the following totals:

Table #1
PhaseCords Annually Splits AnnuallyNumber of Years Total CordsTotal Splits
I5 2,0001575 30,000
II 2.51,0005 12.55,000
III5.52,200 105522,000
Total  30 142.557,000


Next, consulting List #1, we infer the following:

Table #2
Step #Wood Chuck? Number of Wood Chucks
1No 0
2 No0
3No 0
4 Yes1
5 No0
6Yes 1
7 Yes1
8No 0
9 Yes1
10Yes 1
11 Yes1
12No 0
13 Yes1
14No 0
15 Yes1
16No 0
17 Yes1
18No 0
19 No0
20No 0
21 Yes1
22No 0
23 No0
24No 0
25 No0
26Yes, but only as a conglomerate 0
27 No0
Total  10


Conclusions

So, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck? Detailed analysis of our data reveals that over the past thirty years this woodchuck has chucked approximately 218 pieces of wood.

Or, looked at another way:

142.5 solid cords x 400 splits per cord x 10 chucks per split = 570,000 wood chucks


As I performed her firewood chores as a kid, my grandmother always told me "he who heats with wood is thrice-warmed".

I'd say more like eleven-times warmed!







Footnotes

1This portion of the study spanned the years between 1972 and 1982, a period during which global warming was not yet so evident.

In those years, we were often visited by the first frost just after Fair Time during the waning days of August, and tomato plants rarely made an appearance in gardens before the first week of June.

January temperatures in those days commonly remained below 0-degrees F for weeks at a time; -20 F was a frequently recorded temperature day or night, and on at least one occaision the mercury outside the Cabin's single-glazed kitchen window descended to the bottom of its scale at -40 F.

2 A solid, or full cord measures 8' x 4' x 4', or 128 cubic feet.
A full cord is made up of three face cords (also referred to as little cords, stove cords, or runs), which each measure 8' x 4' x 16", or 1/3 of a full cord.

As mentioned, the author's reckoning is that an average full cord contains just over 400 splits when prepared as heating wood. When split for cooking wood the number of splits can rise by more than %50.

Table #3
Make/Model Bar Length Notes
McCulloch I-43 22" Weighed approximately as much as a hog ready for market. Brought this one with me from California and it was probably more suited to redwoods than the species of Southern Quebec. Ran pretty crappy when you could get it started. Don't know if this company is still in business, but I'd sooner use Gram's old two-man saw than one of these.
Pioneer/620 18" Max RPM approx 800 Circa 1955. Weighed approximately as much as an Evinrude 10 HP outboard motor. In fact, I believe this model actually was an outboard motor originally and was converted to a chain saw.
Pioneer 620 18" Weighed approximately as much as a bag of Portland cement. This saw turned pretty slow by modern standards but performed well and lasted for many years.
Stihl/028 18" Max RPM 12,500 I was reasonably happy with this model except that the carb wore out after six years and Stihl soaks you for about a third of the cost of a new saw for a replacement.
Stihl/034 16" Max RPM 13,500 Lighter than the last model, mostly due to smaller fuel and oil capacities, but hey, I can only cut for so long now without getting "white hand" anyway, so it's just as well as I take a break.
Husquavarnah 16" This is a good saw. Relatively light, plenty of power, always starts and runs, year round.