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George Burns
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"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic."
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Sam Ewing
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"When it comes to trade relations, lots of people would like to trade theirs."
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"Lots of men don't need to bring the boss home to dinner - she's already there."
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Aldous Huxley
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"Genius is a child up to the age of ten."
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Ogden Nash
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"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
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Alfred E. Neuman
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"Blood is thicker than water,,, but it makes lousey lemonade."
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Maryon Pearson
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"Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman."
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Laurence J. Peter
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"Every man serves a useful purpose. A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor."
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