| Quotes on Health |
| Sam Ewing | "Money can't buy health, but it can put your doctor in a $65,000 automobile." |
| "Some people with horrible coughs go to the doctors, but most of them go to the movies." | |
| Samual Goldwyn | "A hospital is no place to be sick." |
| Joe E. Lewis | "I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks." |
| Unknown | "Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it." |