Quotes on Health

"Money can't buy health, but it can put your doctor in a $65,000 automobile."

"Some people with horrible coughs go to the doctors, but most of them go to the movies."

"A hospital is no place to be sick."

"I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks."

"Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it."