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Robert Benchly
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"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."
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Mark Helprin
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"Well-timed silence is the most commanding expression."
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Rudyard Kipling
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"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
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Patrick Murray
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"I know you believe you understand what you think I said. But I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant."
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Dan Quayle
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"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
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George Bernard Shaw
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"England and America are two countries separated by the same language."
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Joseph Stalin
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"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."
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Mark Twain
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"When angry, count to four, when very angry, swear."
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Voltaire
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"A witty saying proves nothing."
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"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."
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Suzan Wiener
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"Often the best thing about not saying anything is that it can't be repeated."
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