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George Burns
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"There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed."
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H. L. Mencken
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"'Tis more blessed to give than to receive; for example, wedding presents."
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Franklin P. Jones
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"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
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Mickey Rooney
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"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
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Leo Rosten
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"The chief is inclined to believe that a crossed wife might be the cause of the fire."
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Rita Rudner
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"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though i'd stepped in it a few times."
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
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"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
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Lily Tomlin
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"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"
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