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Anonymous
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"A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats."
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Sam Ewing
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"The best way to get a landlord to paint an apartment is to move out."
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"A long answer can evade a short question."
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Mark Twain
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"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."
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Steven Wright
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"I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches around the world. Maybe you've seen it."
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"I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it."
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