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Everett Dirksen
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"A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you are talking real money."
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Daffy Duck
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"Consequences, shmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."
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Sam Ewing
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"Drive-in banks give cars a chance to see what their real owners look like."
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"If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it."
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"Money talks, but it seldom gives itself away."
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"Economy gives you the biggest size in toothpaste and the smallest seat on an airplane."
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"Save a penny here, a dime there and a couple of nickels and pretty soon you'll have enough to buy a postage stamp."
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"Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms."
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"These days two can live as cheaply as one large family used to."
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"It's amazing how fast "later" comes after you "buy now"."
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"If all the financial experts in this country were laid end to end, they'd still point in all directions."
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"Every time history repeats itself, the price goes up."
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Ernest Haskins
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"Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have."
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The Hermit
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"Money has no taste."
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Herbert Hoover
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"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt."
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Immanuel Kant
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"We are not rich by what we possess but rather by what we can do without."
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John Maynard Keynes
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"The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward."
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Alfred A. Knopf
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"An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible."
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William McChesney Martin
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"The job of the Federal Reserve is to take away the punch bowl just when the party gets going."
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Laurence J. Peter
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"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today."
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Robert W. Sarnoff
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"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears."
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Mark Twain
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"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
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Oscar Wilde
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"Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means."
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