Quotes on Objects

George M., III Badger	"If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem."
Russell Baker	"Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost."
	"The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him."
Hermit	"Never trust a dollar store bag."
P.J. O'Rourke	"Never fight an inanimate object."