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Arab saying
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"Believe in God, but tie your camel."
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George Gallup
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"I could prove God statistically."
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Indian proverb
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"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."
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Irv Kupcinet
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"What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?"
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Emo Philips
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"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
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Voltaire
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"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
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Elie Wiesel
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"God created man because he loves stories."
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Oscar Wilde
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"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."
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Steven Wright
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
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