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Noelie Altito
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"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
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Yogi Berra
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"People don't go there anymore. It's too crowded."
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Sam Ewing
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"Why is it that the first driver to see the light turn green is in the car behind you?"
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"Nothing improves your driving like being followed by a police car."
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"Jaywalking can leave you with that run down feeling."
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Fred Hoyle
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"Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards."
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Charles Kuralt
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"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything."
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