Quotes on Religion
"Believe in God, but tie your camel."
"Being a Baptist won't keep you from sinning, but it'll sure as hell keep you from enjoying it."
"I could prove God statistically."
"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."
"What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?"
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
"God created man because he loves stories."
"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."