Quotes on Family
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
"A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic."
"When it comes to trade relations, lots of people would like to trade theirs."
"Lots of men don't need to bring the boss home to dinner - she's already there."
"Genius is a child up to the age of ten."
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
Alfred E. Neuman
"Blood is thicker than water,,, but it makes lousey lemonade."
"Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman."
Laurence J. Peter
"Every man serves a useful purpose. A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor."