Quotes on Technology
"Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself."
"Our world has seen many different advances in communications, with satellites and other technology, but the quickest is still the wink."
"Progress is a continuing effort to make things as good as they used to be."
"If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?"
"Since the coming of the cellular phone, we have more and more people phoning at the mouth."
"You want scary, I have more electronic processing power in my home than the Pentagon did in 1945."
"For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three."
"Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long."
Franklin P. Jones
"While enormous strides have been made in communications in recent years, there's still a lot to be said for the smile."
"Innovations never happen as planned."
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is."
"The days of the digital watch are numbered."
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."